Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Bad Words: Part Three

NOTE: For those of you at home (under the age of David), you may want to read this one quitly to yourself thus avoiding a possible bar-of-soap in the mouth.



PUKE (Synonyms: Barf, Upchuck, Hurl, Toss-the-cookies, Ride the Porcelain Bus, Blow Chunks, Burpin' Solid, Yack, Heave, Ralph (one of my personal favorites), Spew, Liquid Giggles, Disgorge)

As you can see, there are many ways of expressing the act of expelling ones slightly digested food. How Mom settled on one term, and why she limited our vocabulary to that term is far from clear. Let's examine, or digest if you will, the term "throw up".

First of all, "throw up" doesn't begin to describe what it is or what it feels looks or smells like. You could also use the same phrase in different contexts which creates confusion: ("Ben, can you throw up a carrot, some string, and a crutch?"). Using the word Puke, on the other hand, would have been so much more helpful and descriptive (the word Ralph, though occasionally being confused with a person or maybe a movie staring John Goodman, would be even better). Puke just sounds gross, it sounds like it would all of a sudden rack your body causing convulsions and expel itself. Not to mention the fact that words like Yack, Puke, and Barf have all been coined for one purpose, they are not sterile phrases conceived by non-offensive, non-imaginative (and probably French) women, but rather words created for the soul purpose of describing vomit (which is also a good word).

Puke, Barf, Upchuck, Hurl, Ralph, Disgorge, Earl, Cough cubes, Giggle chunks, Gargling gravy, Liberate your lunch, Liquid laughter, Paint the wall, Retch, Regurgitate, Solid scream, Bark'n up breakfast, Commode hugging, Giggle to Ralph over the porcelain intercom, Sing lunch, Technicolor yodel, Yell down the porcelain manhole, Toss a tiger, & Park the Buick. There, got it all out of my system.

Weather

When in a social setting and conversation has become difficult, start talking about the weather.

Look at this, it's the storm that's about to hit Bloomington, cool eh?



...and a shot of downtown Bloomington, Kirkwood.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

What Happen?

Somebody set up us the bomb...



Have a great weekend, and Happy Birthday Matt!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Here & There

While Peter keeps the family up-to-date on the latest movies, I'll take it upon myself to find some great YouTube videos for everyone to enjoy... shameless plug... just check out my blog to see this weeks finds. And here is an interesting video (not the actual music video, but very well done) for the new Coldplay song "Violet Hill."

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Fun w/ Words

This post will appeal most to Mom and Jon, but hopefully will inspire a few minutes of fun for others who read and follow the following links.

http://www.fun-with-words.com/anag_example.html
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/


One of my favorites: Election results = Lies lets recount

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

VIVA LA VIDA


On June 17 the new coldplay cd comes out but if you can't wait that long than you can get a preview of two new songs (Violet Hill and Viva La Vida) on the bands facebook page. I would have to say that I, like Matt, like the song Viva La Vida. You should also take the time, at their facebook page, to enter the contest for free tickets. It's a concert in New York and I think that someone in the family (me) would take the trip to go see them.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Music and Pics

Okay, some of you have submitted requests for songs. Currently I like Elisabeth's song the best (though, it does have the most bad language --- maybe you should pick another song again Jill).



Peter, I finally got your real choice up. Jon, David, Stephen William and Jesse still can pick a song (and Pop, Jess, Michal, Jude, Ashley, Aravis, and Emily too).

If you pick something generally obscure (like Nate did), please send me the MP3 too.

Also, pictures are accepted too so if you have some you would like to see in the banner, send those to me via email.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Love you mom!!

Knowing that most readers of this blog do not have cable I have posted this video here for all to see. In celebration of Mother's Day, the National Geographic Channel is showing a behind the scenes documentary of the YouTube hit video, Battle at Kruger.

Friday, May 09, 2008

The Rest Of The Story

I know none of you care, but I'm going back to writing my story again.  There's a new post and a new look to my old blog.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

William



I got the heads-up from Mom, and all the work to make this possible was by Ben, Thank you both.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Your Music, Your Pictures

Hey, you want to listen to your favorite song, and see pictures of you? Or maybe you just want to introduce us to some new music or post a goofy picture of your brother! Now you can, just email me those pictures, mp3s or requests and I'll see what I can do.

Ben

Monday, April 21, 2008

Facebook Rant

Over the past couple of years (basically since I graduated from College), Facebook has been becoming ever more-and-more popular. First it was a hit with it's targeted college-crowd, now everyone from my father-in-law to my little sister have their own facebook account.

Even knowing that is was really popular didn't prepare me for the family visiting back in March (for Matt & Emily's wedding). I don't know if David ever logged out of facebook on his iPod touch and I know Thomas spent countless hours "racing" in some Facebook app.

It's cool how much interaction people can have on this site. It's waaaaaayyyyyyy better than the crap you can do on MySpace (all I have ever seen is people posting messages like "Thanks for adding me" or "Thanks for posting my ad, you guys are awesome, keep it up dudes" and stuff like that). Facebook really seems like a community (albeit superficial and ultimately pointless and/or redundant with "the real world").

I really hope Facebook and Google collaborate in the near future. It would be great to see the power of Gmail married to the scope of Facebook. It would be nice to be able to send messages (in a real mail form, not like the current Facebook message client) and have multiple 'pages' so that you don't have a ton of crap on one page like Jill does.

So am I missing something? Is there actually a point to MySpace? How much time do you-all spend on Facebook a day (a week)? What would you like to see change with Facebook?



This is a screen capture of my Facebook. I run a deviantArt skin to make it easier on the eyes. It would be nice to be able to choose from a couple of different templates for your profile (so that others could see your page this way).

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

This Just In...

Paramount has decided to make a movie adaptation of the wildly popular Iron Man trailer.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Daniel's Blog

Daniel has a new post on his blog. You can check it out here.



I also put some pictures up on Facebook and on my blog.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Extending the family


So for those of you who were at our wedding or who were unable to attend here is a link to the hundreds of photos from the day, enjoy!!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Bad Words: Part Two

NOTE: For those of you at home (under the age of David), you may want to read this one quitly to yourself thus avoiding a possible bar-of-soap in the mouth.



NERD (Definition: A person with limited social, but advanced technological skills and interests)

Even though calling someone a "Nerd" is not necessarily an insult, we were certainly not allowed to do so as children (Mom may contest that we are still not allowed). It's funny how calling someone a name, especially one that is only defined by the intention by which it is called, can produce such pain. For some reason, it really hurt to be called a nerd, or even to be called "dummy fummy". I mean really, who tarewles?

Due to the restrictions (and harsh enforcement) on using the word, we often cleverly called each other "dren", which as I'm sure our astute readers realize is simply the inverse of the word nerd. This tactic worked less well with names like "dork" and "idiot" simply because the inverse is very difficult to say (especially if you already have a speach impediment).

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Post #200

Opened for business on October 24, 2005, The Crum Family Blog has now reached 200 posts. Articles range from the inane to the insane to the downright unintelligible (which could be considered both inane and insane). Keep posting Crums, and keep reading Crums and others...

Monday, March 17, 2008

Thank God I'm A Bloomington Boy

After longer than originally planned I think my stay in Maryland is coming to an end this June. I think I'm coming home for good. After all I am the biggest Hoosier redneck theres ever been!

Thursday, March 13, 2008