Prepare Yourself

Okay, so nothing can really prepare you for this...

Time for a smurfing good movie...

Ever since I was a little kid I had a dream that they would make this movie. I could never quite imagine how they would turn those little blue guys (and girl) into realistic, live action characters for the big screen... apparently wizard James Camron knows best. Now I am on my way up to Indianapolis to see my dream come true (in glorious IMAX 3D). All I know is this; I don't care that Gragamel is being interpreted as a cigar-chewing x-soldier, that Papa Smurf is being played by Sigourney Weaver or that Smurfette is not actually blond... the only thing I care is that they actually refer to that giant saber toothed beast from the previews as "Azrael". That's all I need.