Wednesday, November 23, 2005
CHURCH WARS
A short time ago in a church not so far away, I, Stephen P.B. Crum and assistant directors, David and Mark Lambert, created a masterpiece. We had all the right stuff to make Church Wars, from light sabers to a church. If none of the other Crums were in the movie-making business, then this would be the best movie yet made by a Crum. I will not take all the credit for my outstanding performance because David and Mark were pretty good actors. Yet, I was the main director and a reasonably good actor, too. David Lambert was the camera man but he missed a couple of cuts, and Mark was just plain funny.
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Church Wars eh? So did Stephen actually write this post... because it says "Mom" at the bottom (and all over post too). Me thinks the punctuation does give thee away (but thanks for posting).
This post was written by Stephen with editing--spelling and punctuation--by Mom (something by which many other Crums would benefit).
When do I get to see this movie? Sounds pretty cool.
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