The Theory of Crum Relativity

In this world of absolutes it is good to know that there are still some things that are relative.

Everbody is so "this is right!" or "that is wrong!" There are even some who are like "no matter what, this is true!" This starts to get old real quick. How can one function in such a strict society?

There is an exception to this rule of absolutes, and if you are a Crum, you probably already know what I'm talking about... Spell the way it feels good. Some people might think that this is ridiculous. How could we all communicate with one and other if we didn't have a standard set for our written language. That's easy, eveyone should follow the standard set fo the written language, with the one exception of Crums. We are superior in our grasp of your language and therefore should not be bound by its lowly constraints. These standards and restrictions were obviously designed for the masses, and so let the masses stick to them. As for me, and dare I say I speak for all Crums, I will not stoop to the level of spell-checks and dictionaries. If you can't understand what I'm trying to say, it most likely wasn't meant for you anyways.

I am guessing that some will read this and find spelling and or grammatical "errors", in which case they didn't understand what my message is, and therefore have proven my point. On the flip side of that coin, if you have read, understand, agree and have not noticed any errors, then "how's it going bro!" Although traditionally there are only two sides to a coin, in this case there is a third... If you saw the picture and read the header and thought that "Relativity" had something to do with Macgyver and his grandfather Harry being "relatives", then "I'm very proud of you for being so funny, but this is my blog, so don't try to guess what I'm going to write about before you read it bro!"