Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Ruination Day

I regret to inform you that this might be the worst thing that you will hear for the rest of the year (it might just be bad enough to make this a bad year even if it was good up 'till now). What is this awful news? Rossie O'Donnell is slated to pollute the Broadway stage in none other than Fiddler on the Roof. I know, it is almost to hard to endure. But we must be strong in the midst of this horrendous atrocity and remember that no matter what they do on Broadway, we will always have the film with Topol and the strings of Isaac Stern. So don't cry, at least she's not playing Tevye!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, from what I can find, she has been doing this since Sept. 20, 2005. So either your year was already ruined and you just didn't know it, or you have survived this tragedy and can have a good year after all.

Benjamin Crum said...

dang! you're right! oh well, I guess if I didn't know it till now it must not have had as huge an impact on my life as I thought it might