These are just a few to get you interested. (This web page is not intended for younger viewers, so either ask your parents or Chuck Norris will give you a roundhouse kick to the face!)
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."
"Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."
"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
6 comments:
Is Chuck Norris married? He sounds so dreamy.
According to this site http://www.chucknorris.com/html/christian.aspx he is married. Sorry Edwardo! Please try to nurse your broken heart quietly, so the restof us can get back to oohing and aahing over MacGyver, a real action hero!
Nate are you sure you don't Steven Seagal? Isn't Chuck the one Grandmom likes? Grandmom (for those you don't know grandmom=pop's mom) is so awesome!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Jess... The "original" natedogg is the raper. All throughout highschool I was called natedogg and I guess it kinda stuck. And my bikes last name isn't "jolie", it's "crum"!
actually, jess, the original natedogg is a rapper. I think that one NEEDS to be spelled correctly.
well, I have to crawl back into my cave.
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