Not Dead Yet

Some of our faithful readers may be wondering, "where have all the Crum's gone (long time passing)?" I just wanted to assure you all, we are not gone for good. There have been a few developments in the Crum Clan that have made posting on a regular basis a lower priority than it has been in the past. Here are the three primary reasons for "lack of posting":

First: A large scale Crum Conference has been in the works and is now underway in the Baltimore area (the exact location of which is classified information). Of course this makes posting blog updates not only more difficult in terms of free-time but also carries certain security issues that must be dealt with in a sensitive manner.

Second: The NSA has recently revoked the right of the Crum Clan to access high bandwidth internet. This ruling is currently being appealed by the Crums, but a source in Washington says hearings may take months if not years. "The Families recent relocation to the Baltimore/Washington area has raised concerns that a national takeover may be in the works" states the Washington source, "currently all options are on the table for dealing with this severe issue."

Third: There haven't been any good movies to write about in the past 3 weeks.


"We were first alerted to the threat of the Crums when they made an offer to buy the White House and then claimed that it wasn't big enough" - Chief of Staff, Andrew H. Card, Jr.