For the past couple years there have been "Chuck Norris Facts" floating around the younger generations. This increased popularity would be to Grandmom's satisfaction as Chuck has garnered more face time in movies and commercials.
Some sample 'Facts' include:
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice."
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."
"On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence."
"Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno."
"Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle."
"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors."
"Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter."
On top of all these facts, Chuck is now endorsing a republican candidate for president.
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1 comment:
Matt, these facts were awesome. I heard that Chuck Norris saved Christmas one year simply by smiling.
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