Where have I been?

I could go into this long, detailed, heartfelt excuse as to why I haven't written, blogged, called or uploaded any Dlogs recently, but I don't really feel like I owe anyone an explination. You see, when everyone is hanging on your every word it's easy to feel pressure to perform. Fortunately I have overcome that hurdle, and have reached that coveted plateau, whereat I know that it is the quality of my work, not the quantity that will truly leave a lasting mark. With that being said, may I please direct your attention to the most recent episode of the Dlog, posted below for those of you too computer illiterate to find it by tradition means...